Ok, just when I was really having fun at this blogging stuff, and actually even starting to get a few hits, I get cut down. I received my first email from a visitor. I thought “GREAT, SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY READING MY BLOG!!’. Well, I won’t tell you exactly what it said, but it was something to the effect, ‘Your blog sucks, it don’t tell me how to make no money’. Ah-hem…well, I’ll leave that part alone.

Maybe the reader (TB) was right, maybe my blog isn’t the best, but I enjoy doing it, and I know I’m sure as hell not gonna quit now. Even if I ‘ain’t making ya’ll no money’.

So, here it is, just for you ‘TB’, some surefire methods to make some quick money. It’s very creative, and you don’t even need ‘no’ computer to do them.

First off…when I got the email, I was looking over some news headlines, and saw something that mentioned something about carpenters. I’m not sure why, but the song…”If I were a carpenter…and you were my la-a-dy…would you marry me anyway…would you have-a my ba-a-by ?’ came to mind. I don’t know why, that’s just the way my mind works (or doesn’t).

So, for TB…if you are a carpenter, here’s a great method for some extra, easy money….sell the baby. Wait, that might not be a good idea, BUT, if you are a carpenter, or (and this is the great part of this) in another related field where your fellow workers bring their lunch, here’s what you do. While the crew is busy at work, you sneak around to each lunch box systematically, steal all the lunches, promptly dispose of said lunches, then come lunch time, after the bitching has died down, you announce that you were feeling very hungry this morning, so you brought an extra (15) sandwiches, Twinkees, etc. There’s a way to net yourself some good, quick coin.

Not enough for ya TB….I ain’t through. If you’ve ever seen the movie Night Shift, here’s a good money tip that I only partially stole from Billy Blaze. You remember Billy Blazowski right ? That was Michael Keaton‘s character in the movie. He was a self-proclaimed ‘idea man’. One of his fabulous ideas was to feed Tuna mayonnaise (call Star Kist). He was on to something you know, but I’ve taken it a step farther. Yes, of course you’d want to feed the Tuna mayonnaise, but (here’s the creative part), only SOME of the Tuna. The rest of the Tuna, you’d feed…..wait for it…….Relish!! You had the nerve to tell me I don’t give you ‘no ways’ to make ‘no money’ ?!?! (Oh, the great part of this is it’s flexibility, you can substitute boiled eggs or anything else you like in place of the relish).

I guess I wasn’t offering up much, but you done got me a startin’ to think now. So that’s just a little something to get you going. I’m going to come up with some other creative ways for you to make money. Some that I’ll save just for you. I won’t even post them. After you’ve cleaned up with those ‘creative money-making ideas’, email me and I’ll have more for you.

Actually I’ve already got one more for you, but I’m just going to tell you now that it involves you, a video camera, one of thumbs (right or left, doesn’t matter), and good hand coordination (or the ability to find an

orifice without looking). The right post, on the right Websites, will generate you more traffic than you know what to do with.

In closing, don’t tell me I can’t get creative and offer you ways to make money. I’m here hoping to offer something useful to at least someone, and I hope this is something that you will use.

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